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Last author: The Crimson King
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PICS OF ME.

These are some pictures of me, my friends and anything else I deem important. Except sex. No porn on Elftown. But uh. . . if you REALLY need to see me naked. . . just email me and maybe we can work something out . . . I'm kidding you sick bastards! ! !

Let me know what you think, all feedback is appreciated.

Bandanas are soooo hot. I look kinda pissed in this picture. Why? Because I AM!!!

Me in my Hollister shirt. Hotness.

I've been told I look like Colin Farrell in this one. I don't believe it, but it was a nice thought . . .

I LOVE this picture. . . So hot, if I do say so myself.

The hottest redneck on the face of the EARTH! ! !

Finally growing back my facial hair.

Love my Hemi hat.

Me currently. I'm SO FUCKING IRISH!

My tattoo. Describes me well.

Blonde once again. My hair's gonna fall out someday.

This is the infamous Stealth. You've all heard wonderful stories, now see the real thing, live and in living color. . .

Me at the fair. Like the hat? I like it.

The blondiest of blondes. Don't bother trying to understand. You won't.

Random small pictures. Enjoy muthafucka.

I'm wearing a cowboy hat.
Now FUCK me!!! Ahahahahahaa!

Hot Or Not submission. I was a nine until I refused to meet people or talk to them so I got bumped down to a 5.2, cocksuckers.

Picture of me at school. Someone I would rather forget took it. I was angry and quite scraggly, if I do say so myself. . .

I guess I'm the meat. Another personal joke not worth the effort of explaining.

One of my senior pictures. You like? I like.

Ugly pic but it's me so I guess I'll keep it up. I DO like that shirt though, isn't it FABULOUS?!?!

This is me sitting on my car, the infamous STEALTH.

2005-09-26 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: I've seen it before but I guess I wouldn't mind adding that one to my archives...hahaha

2005-09-26 [The Crimson King]: lol what the fuck ever. it ain't impressive.

2005-09-27 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: you honestly think i would touch it if it weren't??

2005-09-28 [The Crimson King]: lol. yeah.

2005-09-29 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: O.o eww....I don't touch non-impressive penis...

2005-09-30 [prisoner#81378]: I know Dustin says he has....LMAO!!! j/k. j/k.....=P

2005-10-01 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Mwa ha ha!!

2005-10-02 [The Crimson King]: When I say non impressive, I mean quality-wise, not quantity-wise. Plenty big enough just not for as long as I would have liked. 15 stroke men. . . or 14 in some cases. ROFL

2005-10-03 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: ooh snap...

2005-10-05 [The Crimson King]: lol meg gets the reference. :D

2005-10-06 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: LOL damn straight I do and I think it's fucking hilarious!

2005-10-06 [The Crimson King]: Lol. That's mah girl!

2005-10-07 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: :D YAY FOR ME.

2005-11-23 [Kileaiya]: Your tattoo is awesome :D

2005-11-23 [The Crimson King]: Lol. Thank you. ;) It needs retouched.

2005-12-11 [Mischievious Kitty]: lol GOOD LORD KING!!!! i'm surprised i can live with you and you ego..... lol j/k i LOVE you... don't forget... and all the billions of pics of you... and your ass

2005-12-11 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Oh just wait til I get my scanner hooked back up...He handed me a handful of photos that I've been ordered to scan for him.....for elftown....*cue suspensful music*

2005-12-11 [The Crimson King]: Lol. Death shall find you on swift wings if you do not relinquish my pictures post haste

2005-12-12 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: YOU'RE the one who won't make up his mind... "SCAN MY PICTUES....no wait, GIVE THEM BACK....wait, NO SCAN THEM!"

2005-12-12 [The Crimson King]: one or the other lol. shit or get off the pot honey.

2005-12-12 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: INDECISIVE!!!! That's YOU!!

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